iamintooldmen:

when worksheets have a back 

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doomsday519:

How to avoid being the third wheel:

• Don’t go out

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katie2spooky:

skoptsywish:

katie2spooky:

as an act of rebellion from the new tag system i’m posting this embarrasing photo of david karp

your move, karp

Rule one of tumblr, always reblog the creator. *smirk*

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hadestowns:

nakedtribute:

hadestowns:

when i die i want my ashes scattered over the front lawn of every guy who didn’t think i was cute and they will spell out “do you love me now”

you need to see a therapist

NO FUCK THIS ISN’T GOING TO BECOME ONE OF THOSE FAMOUS POSTS WHERE THE PERSON WHO REPLIES IS THE STAR AND THE ONE WHO DELIVERS THE PUNCHLINE GET OUT IM THE FUNNY ONE IN THIS POST GO MAKE YOUR OWN 

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beyoncebeytwice:

whoiscatherine:

beyoncebeytwice:

not sure why its 100 degrees in october im so done w/ california

Not quite that hot here (Scotland) but it is really sunny and I could get away with just a jumper. So, the world does seem to be warmer than usual (this week anyway, there might be storms and heavy snow next week for all we know, well the weather people know, I just haven’t checked)

thanks for the weather update catherine and now here’s bill with sports

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estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

That one “class clown” That really needs to just

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skullgreymon:

I hope you roll over your fingers with a gym scooter

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deanscreamingatkittens:

My teacher spent about five minutes alternating between laughing and crying with joy at my subject divider:

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