coolscar:

its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run

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time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

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dampsandwich:

goddessoftheinternet:

the internet is a place for angry people

shut the hell up

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poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

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jesussbabymomma:

harijukugurl:

jesussbabymomma:

So black can’t see the typing.

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

best day ever

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majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

40 flavors of jelly beans. best christmas gift ever

I ate all of them except black licorice

(via dogesexual)

quoms:

dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact

and i will just watch that movie

(via softtitty)

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spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

(via buttouched)

adriofthedead:

catbountry:

SHIT, POOH.

SHIT.

roasted

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