Hi I’m Dan yes the real Dan and this is a blog which has mostly funny posts thanks var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write(''); arent paypal donate buttons the cutest lil things Tumblr (3.0; @fasterfood)http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b873f2acbbe07fa5b8deeec21239472/tumblr_mn2rfjEDq81qffmouo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reapershadcat.tumblr.com/post/50874401684/yahoo-has-gon-too-far" target="_blank">reapershadcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yahoo has gon…. tOO FAR</p> </blockquote>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51308611912http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51308611912Sat, 25 May 2013 11:57:54 -0400<p>yahoo more like yahoops *does a 360 and scores a sick slam dunk* karp got nothin on us. and thats how we won tumblr</p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51301537313http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51301537313Sat, 25 May 2013 10:01:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1848060f8c0769e828a9023b42966fe/tumblr_mn9twcNdZc1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abasnail.tumblr.com/post/51232256080/thats-what-i-call-a-traffic-jam" target="_blank">abasnail</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that’s what I call a traffic jam</p> </blockquote>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51300494885http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51300494885Sat, 25 May 2013 09:41:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ewd5Xhzi1qfd1gpo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ewd5Xhzi1qfd1gpo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51267259284http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51267259284Fri, 24 May 2013 21:32:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypnus.tumblr.com/post/50310483481" target="_blank">hypnus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die</p> </blockquote>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51266637333http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51266637333Fri, 24 May 2013 21:23:15 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dampsandwich.tumblr.com/post/46692756178/get-down-off-your-high-horse-pal-and-for-god" target="_blank">dampsandwich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>get down off your high horse pal. and for god sakes stop letting your horse smoke weed</p> </blockquote>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51265674925http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51265674925Fri, 24 May 2013 21:08:58 -0400<p>being sad is more relaxing than being stressed so thats good</p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51265546714http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51265546714Fri, 24 May 2013 21:07:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/be3bf2389e9b364bde1dc6b1d3d75c8f/tumblr_mnbtzhdb3W1rpzo4vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>autocorrect roasts itself</p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51260159266http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51260159266Fri, 24 May 2013 19:45:00 -0400original<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grimshawty.tumblah.com/post/50943815573/your-mama-is-so-fat-that-wait-shes-not-really" target="_blank">matzoballer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi</p> </blockquote>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51259844120http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51259844120Fri, 24 May 2013 19:40:32 -0400<p>imagine a website full of blogs</p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51259233421http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51259233421Fri, 24 May 2013 19:31:00 -0400original<p>warning: do<strong> not</strong> think while on the tumblr website. only text posts made without thinking first will keep the crowd calm</p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51258809011http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51258809011Fri, 24 May 2013 19:25:12 -0400<p>how hard are u trying to understand that those posts arent supposed to be funny and they are just me thinking about stuff bc u arent succeeding</p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51258475713http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51258475713Fri, 24 May 2013 19:20:15 -0400<p>i am embarassing u next</p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51258176609http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51258176609Fri, 24 May 2013 19:15:50 -0400<p>we are going to be deep thinkers tonight friends who is ready to make a scientific discovery</p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51258076381http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51258076381Fri, 24 May 2013 19:14:21 -0400<p>what if the moon is the dried up brittle remains of what used to be a planet thriving with life which had its natural resources overused by the creatures populating it</p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51258048328http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51258048328Fri, 24 May 2013 19:13:55 -0400<p>what if the core of our earth is actually another universe that holds a bunch of mini planets for some very small little creatures who dont even realize how little and tiny they are</p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51257823583http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51257823583Fri, 24 May 2013 19:10:37 -0400<p>what if the aliens have UFO&#8217;s and they obviously go really fast because they have to move through space so we never see them move because theyre going so fast and every time they pass the earth they all laugh at us like &#8220;haha those noobs dont even have space flying thingies yet&#8221;</p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51257675784http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51257675784Fri, 24 May 2013 19:08:24 -0400<p>do u think aliens send each other nudes what if a ufo containing a shipment of alien nudes crashed into the earth</p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51257520026http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51257520026Fri, 24 May 2013 19:06:04 -0400<p>i once heard this theory that space is actually a spherical shape so what if space is just one planet-like object in a much LARGEr space somewhere ELSE what are the other spaces like imagine how many life forms there are out there WHAT DO YOU LOOK LiKe other life forms <em>send us selfies</em></p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51257382565http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51257382565Fri, 24 May 2013 19:04:00 -0400<p>IF the universe is always expanding then that means there is a border or an end to it and what lies BEYOND that end?? what is beyond space what color is it what does it<em> contain</em></p>http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51256982092http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51256982092Fri, 24 May 2013 18:58:12 -0400