harry potter

bald potter

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via lmaobatman)

"technology makes people lazy" is just a pessimistic way of saying "work smarter not harder"

good morning its saturday

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(via crystaldomicile)

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

(via borinq)

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

(via urbasicimacidic)

instead of sentencing criminals to jail we should sentence them to being ignored bc that is easily 10x harder on the soul

proteinpills:

mexicanthuggerella:

tryllvester:

Well

Makes sense

I respect the fuck outta him for this cause that shit is nasty.

(via jesussbabymomma)

ok second of all I never had ios7 bc it was and still is for the definition nerd, so yall can rain on someone else’s late parade

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via aladone)

dutchster:

SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK

(via someninjas)

yooo on the iphone 6 or maybe just ios8 in general but anyway the background moves when u tilt the phone

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